A beginners guide to being a bitch hermit Nine easy ways to avoid society.

1) work at home by selling junk on ebay and mailing stuff from home.


2) make sure that the 56k Internet modem is on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone.


3) Go outside no earlier than 3 am, normal people seem to sleep at this time.


4) Keep up with the latest news and technology using the Internet.


5) Sleep during the day.


6) live on sugary junk food.


7) Listen to Morrissey and the smiths and realize the world is bleak place to live.


8) Watch TV and complain about current Saturday night live shows.


9) Survive on stuff that was sent to you through mail order.


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